//If you don’t submit your bio for the new rp like in the next two days
I will be v angry
//If you don’t submit your bio for the new rp like in the next two days
I will be v angry
So you bitches better be here tonight or I swear to god
-smile that big ol’ garf smile you know the one im talking about and nO HIS EYES ARE NOT GLASSY STFU and hurriedly shuffles back onto the bench you know and cups her face in his hands, kissing her properly bc it’s been too gd long and he loves da willow and half whispers u kno- Good. That’s… that’s really good. -breaks away a lil giddy- Um, can I just—? -takes ring and smiles a bit and slips it on her ring finger u kno- There. Now it’s— well, official. -laughs- Maybe I did. How does a— -pretends 2 think- A June wedding sound?
-leans her forehead against his- Thank you. For, um, marrying me I guess. That sounded weird. I mean, thanks for coming back. I missed you. -looks at ring and is gonna cRY STFU PULL IT 2GETHER WILLOW- That’s nice. -scrunches up her nose like haha carter u comedian- June’s a horrible month. I’d much rather go to Vegas and marry you when you’re drunk and unaware of what’s going on. -haha smiles bc that was a JOKE. maybe- It is unfortunate you won’t be able to live with Patrick anymore.
-takes a deep breath and mutters to himself again probably like ‘dont be a fucking pussy’ then nods- Alright. -inhales sharply and nods again- Alright. I’m just going to— -looks over at her then smiles nervously/awkwardly before getting off of bench and standing in front of her, fumbling s/t s/t out of his pocket bc his hands are shakin’ then dropping to one knee- Remember that you promised not to laugh. -clears throat- I— uh. Well, I love you. Obviously. I have since I was— -forced laugh bc hehehe im gonna vom- Since I was eighteen and I don’t think— I mean, I know I’m not… I’m never going to feel like this for anyone else. And, er— -licks lips- I practiced this a lot, but I’m fucking it up anyways, so I’m just going to get to the point and say, um. -lifts up whats in his hands and it is a BOX o0o0o and flips it open to reveal a PROPER GD RING THIS TIME- Will you marry me? Or, you know, go on a date with me and I can save this for later and embarrass myself all over again because it is inevitable that I’ll keep asking you like I kept asking you to go on a date with me, because I’m just— I love you. So, uh— -nods- Yeah.
-goes through various facial expressions as you do when someone is trying to propose to you u kno u kno and it kinda just like w h a t and sits there for a mo’- Um, yeah, well… -looks at the ring like o.0 and tucks her hair behind her ears and leans down so she is face 2 face with Carter- That was really stupid. -smiles bc she’s a right bitty- And I couldn’t understand most of that. -takes the ring from him and holds it in her hand- But I do suppose I love you too. A lot. -smirks a lil bit and kissing his face like in gif below-
You only wanted to hear me say yes twice.
No, you don’t— That’s not what I’m saying. I wasn’t… I didn’t feel forced to marry you. I did want to marry you— I mean, I do want to marry you. -mutters to himself and fumbles for something in his pocket and finds it and sort of curls his fingers around it but doesn’t pull it out- I’m going to— uh. I’m going to do something, but you have to promise not to laugh or kick me in the nuts.
-raises her eyebrows and shifts her weight to face him- Um, alright. I promise not to laugh or kick you in the nuts.
-shakes head like bish lemme get this out before i vom- No, I— I really do though, don’t I? I was— -bitter laugh tbh- I was a massive dick. And— and totally overreacted and everything. I shouldn’t’ve— I was a shitty fiance and boyfriend and just, you know, friend, in general. And I’m sorry. You really… you deserve better than that. Than me.
-frowns and takes her hands and puts them on his knee- You’re a bit of a dick but I wouldn’t say massive. -smiles like hehe I’m so fuckin funny- You weren’t a shitty boyfriend, I was sort of, you know, in love with you. And I’m sorry if you felt forced to marry me. I don’t exactly remember anyone else trying to get a date with me as much as you had.
Okay, so, I— -looks down at geoffrey and sort of squints at him like ‘scuse gimme some privacy i dont need u holding this against me for the rest of ur doggy days until geoffrey starts sniffing the grass and basically being like idgaf bout u HUmAnz then carter turns back to da willow and pauses before grabbing her hands and saying really quickly and mumbled- I’mreallysorry.
-sits there AWKWARDLY u knew I was gonna say that and looks at carter like wtf why are you staring at the dog for moral support and then raises her eyebrows when he grabs her hands- What? -then she thINKS ABOUT IT FOR A SEC AND PROCESSES IT IN HER BRAIN and then smiles a lil like heh I’m still not sure what you said- You don’t— you don’t have to say that, it’s alright. You’ve got nothing to be sorry about.
Well, no. I mean— yes, but no. Not just Geoffrey’s. Like, I don’t know. We should— -takes a deep breath and looks around and sees a bench- Do you think we could sit down or something? I’m not very good at— this.
-frowns- Um, yeah— yeah I guess. -goes and sits down on the bench and tucks her hair behind her ears- What exactly are you trying to talk about?
-frowns- What— no. I can’t… I’m not going to kick you out. Jesus. -looks down at geoffrey and frowns a lil more- Maybe we should— -clears throat- Maybe we should do something to fix that.
You’re not kicking me out, I’d just be moving out. -looks up at him and smiles a lil bit and then looks down again- Fix what? Geoffrey’s happiness? I think if we just give him some more food he’ll forget his troubles.
-pauses and shrugs- I’m… doing better, I guess. I mean, Patrick kind of got sick of my moping after the first couple weeks. I wouldn’t say I’m— wow, this is going to be completely selfish of me to say, but… No, I wouldn’t say I’m completely happy. -clears throat AWKWARDLY bc that is the word of the day- Um, how about you?
-frowns bc bb carter- You know you can— you can have the apartment if you’d like. I can barely afford it now, and I should be looking for a smaller one anyway. -presses her lips together and shakes her head- No, I guess not. -kinda bumps her shoulder with carter’s and nods to the sullen little taco- I don’t think Geoffrey is all footloose and fancy free either.
-frowns- You didn’t ruin my birthday. If anything, you— uh, you improved it immensely. I wouldn’t call it a mistake. -clears throat- But it’s… it’s weird, isn’t it? Not seeing each other every day, I mean.
-smiles- Good. -bites her lip and does one of those fake laughs- It is. I kinda don’t know what to do with myself anymore. I hadn’t bothered to make any friends before that weren’t also your friends, so I’m a bit stuck. -stops bc they’re walking right idk or just looks up at him- Are you… happy now?
Ah, yeah. Well, he’d hope I would remember it, but I have a reminder on my phone. -furrows brows a bit- Hey, that’s not true. You’ve got a good job and you graduated from a good school and— -laughs a bit half w/o humor- We raised a fairly… soiled Pekingese, but I think we could’ve done worse. -frowns and look at where his hand is u kno- Nah, c’mon. It— well, I guess it was both our faults, right? Got a bit carried away. But I’m sorry for— you know, leaving. I didn’t know if you wanted me to stick around.
Yeah, I guess we did alright. I mean I did alright. -clears her throat all awkardly I’m gonna use this word a lot in this convo and looks down- I suppose, still I’m sorry. It was a mistake, I mean, I didn’t mean to ruin your birthday or anything.
-let’s pretend she said her bday was today- Yeah, it’s one of the few I actually remember. Yours, mine, Geoffrey’s, and my mom’s. -reaches out and sort of pats shoulder hawkwardly- Happy Birthday, Willow. It’s— hey, now I don’t feel so alone in almost being as old as Patrick, which is fairly scarring when experienced alone. -hand sort of moves further along her shoulder u kno closer to her neck so he’s sort of thumbing at her collarbone yes??? Then rubs back of his own neck with free hand- I’m sorry for— uh, well… you know. About what happened on… my… birthday.
-laughs- Thanks, I guess. Though I do think you ought to add Patrick to that list now. -kinda makes the :/ face when he puts his hand on her shoulder bc what is human contact but then smiles a lil- Yeah, well I sure haven’t done much for being a whole quarter of a century old. -puts her hand on top of his for a second before she realizes friends don’t do that and it’s weird and puts it back down- Oh. Um, no that’s ok. I mean, uh, it was my fault I guess.
[text]: Thanks, you too.
[text]: Wait no. I meant just, thanks.
He is the cutest mess I’ve ever laid eyes on. -laughs- I always thought that cats were the pretentious ones. I’d love to make the acquaintance of my first snobby Pekingese. -shakes her head, groaning- It’s just, I didn’t spend years studying English to read the equivalent of Twilight twelve times over, you know?
-laughs- I thought the same until I met this dog. He practically owns half the house at this place. Named Geoffrey never the less. That’s true. They didn’t seem to mention this in college. I must have been gone the day they went over “vampire literature”.
A husky I spoil too much, but it beats poring over another teen vampire manuscript. What breed is yours? -nods- Right. And you’re… Willow, right?
Oh my, that’s a big dog. They do always seem cute, though. I’ve got a highly pretentious pekingese. It was mostly my ex boyfriend’s idea. Yes, Willow. I do know how you feel about the teen vampire manuscripts. People act like there aren’t enough in the world already.
I wouldn’t think so, but maybe he would like the same kind as my Westley. And, as for you… how about a cup of coffee?
You’ve got a dog? -smiles- Yeah, that seems like a good idea. Aislin, right?
Might I suggest an treat? For you both.
I suppose so. Though, I don’t think we’d like the same kind.
Ah, nah. I don’t think so. -crouches down 2 pet geoffrey so no have to look her in eye- He’s— you know, our dog. I just happen to spoil him. -clears throat and straightens up- Want to come with us? We should catch up since I haven’t seen you since my birthday.
-is about to say no fuk u but STOPS and is REASONABLE- Yes! I mean— um yeah, sure. -kinda goes like he bc remember how last time I saw you we had sex willow remembers that- I’m not much different than last time. Just, well, my birthday is in a couple days as well, so my calendar tells me.
which basically means
Need any help? I can— -shrugs- I don’t know. Take him down to the park or something?
Uh, um yeah. I mean, he’s still your dog and all. -smiles awkwardly- He likes you better anyway.
I think he’s already getting lonely too.